How to become a misandrist in 5 steps - by keke

Tired of men ? I got you girl ! Welcome to the misandrist academy™ Si vous etes un homme je vous redirige vers ce site ;)!

• STEP 1: UNLEARN THE PICK-ME CODE “If he bullies you, it means he likes you” — girl, no. It means he needs therapy. ⟶ Detox from internalized patriarchy. Delete the "maybe he didn’t mean it" folder from your brain.
• STEP 2: MASTER THE ART OF THE EYE ROLL Every time a man explains your own thoughts to you: blink, breathe, eye roll. ⟶ Level up your passive-aggressive silence. Bonus: practice saying “That’s crazy.” on loop.
• STEP 3: FINESSE HIM, THEN BLOCK HIM Text back with poetry, then disappear like a legend. ⟶ Emotional detachment is self-care. Let him fall. You won’t be there to catch him.
• STEP 4: COLLECT HIS RESOURCES, NOT HIS ENERGY He’s not your soulmate. He’s your unpaid intern. ⟶ Accept gifts, say “thanks king”, and invest in your own glow-up. Emotional labor? Canceled.
• STEP 5: BUILD A GIRLHOOD EMPIRE A man broke your heart? Let that be your villain origin story. ⟶ Start a group chat. Start a podcast. Start a revolution. Make “no men allowed” your aesthetic.